Wipe, Sniff, Toss: I Got Nothing

I have to take a polygraph today. And I'm nervous not because I have anything to hide, but because I don't want to be labeled a liar/dishonest person for being honest. Everyone has done something illegal at one point in time. ... Well, these are the kind of questions and thoughts that keep me up at night. Which came first, the color or the fruit, as it pertains to "orange"? Who was the first person to say "I'm going to squeeze those dangly thingies on a cow and drink ...